Ask Brainy Twilight

shootingstarsafterdark:

And don’t be silly, changelings don’t feed on brains. Brainworms feed on brains. I feed on adoration from my followers and ice cream.

Plenty of fresh brainworms to go around!

Twilight: I’m very interested in learning how these worms function as brain substitutes! And it’s not like I wouldn’t be able to put them back in afterwards. And I’d take very good care of them!

seaswirltheattentionhorse:

Nope

Twilight: Well now that’s strange. Ponies hardly ever run screaming when they see me. Maybe it’s because you ripped your brain out right in front of them? To be fair though, you probably won’t have trouble with ponies recognizing you!

((If you are not following seaswirltheattentionhorse then you should be!))

askewingsisters:

Alexis: YOU SAID SHE WAS DEAD!!!

Melissa: I KNOW I SAID SHE WAS DEAD!!!

Sonia: BUT IS SHE ALIVE AND HERE!!!

Angel: I DON’T WANNA GO BACK TO THAT FACTORY AGAIN!!!

Mikayla: I ALMOST BECAME A TURKEY DINNER THAT TIME!!!

Katie Jay: …Why are you all yelling?

======

Featured

Brainy-Twilight

Twilight: I just don’t understand what all the fuss is about.

((Hahahah, I can’t wait to see what comes of this!))

Twilight: That assassin your sister hired isn’t doing the best job.

Twilight: It’s not very strong, but it is self sustaining and it’s more than up to the task of pushing away any diseases.

Pinkie: Hmmm… I think I have an idea!

Sparks: What do you think of my Nightmare Night costume? I made it all by myself! It’s my favorite pokemon! Professor Squishworth is a Magcargo!

Twilight: For a variety of reasons. First, I’m not really comfortable with something that looks so much like me being a pet. Second, I want to keep them close to monitor them. And third, that one seems to be attacking a worm in your brain.

Twilight: They don’t talk, but they seem to be very curious about everything they encounter.

Twilight: I guess I -am- a little heavier…